There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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