I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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