week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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