HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
i've created a new STD.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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