why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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