those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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