Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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