Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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