Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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