I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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