Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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