So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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