She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
