Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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