dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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