but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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