hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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