Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
