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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  where do you find these guys?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.

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• (619): View more from California

  Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?

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• (559): View more from California

  Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.

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