oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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