I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.