david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS