There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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