The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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