didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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