"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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