The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
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Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I touched a dick in church today
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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