I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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