Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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