TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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