Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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