All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She even gives head with a lisp.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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