Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
