There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to