Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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So much puke
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.