Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.