You really coming over, don't trick.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
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The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?