I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Buhtt sex?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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