I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Pooping to opera.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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