Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
this is an emotional support booty call
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Randomize
