I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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