spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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