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We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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