Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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