im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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