I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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