whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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