party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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