I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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