You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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