this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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