i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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