if you like me you must not know who I am
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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