Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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