Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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