i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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