I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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