you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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