"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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